The Abby Texts: Superhero bus ride

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HomeGurl?

Abby: Take me please.

Me: I would love to but working till 6.

Abby: Is the newspaper pretending to be a pre-union sweatshop in the 1920s or something?

Me: Pretty much, yo.*

Abby: I would save you but I'm currently being held hostage by the bus driver and the crapheads who ride with me in this chariot from hell.

Me: Sounds fun!

Abby: They're literally BLASTING the radio and it's Bruno Mars and already I can feel my powers fading. Crappy pop is my kryptonite.

Abby: MY POWERS.

Abby: My superhero name is HomeGurl because I'm a homie to everybody.

*Not really. I got overtime.