Yesterday this guy came into the office munching on peanuts and then he's like, it's rude of me to be eating, except that doesn't stop him from continuing to eat, and I figured that with the superpowers I possess as a mother (I've seen ALL SORTS of gross things) I could totally handle the scene, but it turns out I couldn't because not long after he said that, a peanut fragment left his mouth and hit my desk and that's kind of a deal breaker as far as my personal strength goes.
The end, I guess.
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