Abby: Hit my head on the mat room floor we were playing a game where you drop to the floor and now it hurtssssss.
Me: Concussion? How many fingers am I holding up? I'm sorry!
Abby: IM CONCUSSED.
Me: At least it sounds cool.
Abby: So we're doing Enders game like standings in english and so like we do activities and we all have standings. I'm fourth. Swagggg.
Abby: FOURTH PLACE MAN IM LIKE ENDER.
Me: Andrew? Is that you? Get some clothes on!
Abby: Dude yolo. I was second for awhile there.
Me: So proud.
Abby: My head is like wooooah. Not bad though :)
Me: Maybe that's concussion after effects?
Abby: Lolol don't think I'm that concussed or I'd have blacked out.