Abby: Geometry makes me want coffee.
Me: Life makes me want coffee.
Abby: COFEE PLZ
Me: How are you going to get it? That is the problem. No transportation.
Abby: I'm going to um. Run to db*
Me: Do you have money? Because otherwise...
Abby: Lol no because the vending machine ate my dollar. :) U SHOULD PROBZ BRING SOME HOME FOR ME.
Me: Then you'll be up all night
Abby: No I won't! I promise I'll sleep!
(Later)
Abby: Passing the vending machine of all evil and I kicked it mmm yes.
Me: Good. Show it who's boss!
Abby: Kicks viciously at the vending machine. RIP dollar.
(Later)
Abby: I'm going to avenge the dollar. I need you to get me some toilet paper, whipped cream, and duct table. And some dutch bros. Purely for morale ;)
Abby: The most necessary part of this is the dutch bros. THE WHOLE PLAN WILL GO AWRY WITHOUT IT.
Me: Ahem. I see how it hinges on coffee. IT ALWAYS DOES.
Abby: Caffeinated is better than decaf in this plan, though either will work.
*db = Dutch Bros.
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