Me: Smiley Steve says hi. His words.
Abby: Hi Smiley
Me: Great. That went to his head.
Abby: So now he's Conceited Steve?
Me: Kinda interesting. He's happy because the sun is shining. Weird.
Abby: Interesting Steve. Weather Influenced Steve. Sunny Steve.
Me: Steve not smiling anymore. Swearing under breath.
Abby: Ah, cheer up Steven.