The scene: Abby is participating in the newspaper's kids' subscription campaign, even though she can't win any prizes because hello, I'm an employee. Um, I don't think she cares, but a few of our friends have been quite offended that Our Abby is exempt. Hey, she makes $20 per book, which isn't too shabby for a kid.
Not the point. My sister-in-law asked for me to look up when their sub runs out, so I sent the following to Abby.
Me: Bub paper due June 2015.
Abby: Oh OK. I will text Elaine at home.
Abby: Dude all I get is a K for a response? What is life?