The Abby Texts: Bus haiku

Abby: The following is a haiku about the bus:

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

Me: Classic!

Abby: Also about the bus:

why why why why why
why why why why why why why
why why why why why

Me: Also classic.

Abby: This is actually a haiku:

WHY DO I SMELL CHEESE?
WHY ARE WE GOING SO SLOW?
WHY DO I RIDE BUS?

Poor grammar but makes a point.