Abby: Literally can I get an ugly Christmas sweater?
Me: Um, yes?
Abby: YES. It's hideous and great. It's pink with a puke-y Santa on it.
Me: Sounds pretty.
Abby: Also found actual cute Nike sweater.
Me: Perfect. How's lunch?
Abby: Nummies. Had Subway and a doughnut. Everyone loves my Christmas sweater.
Me: I bet. Dream come true!* You're totes set for Christmas now.
Abby: I'm excited! Short in sleeve sorta but baggy and weird everywhere else.
Abby: Pink with snowflakes knitted into sleeves.
Me: Better and better! Why would anyone want to part with that?
Abby: I don't know dude. LOVE IT. We owe a total of $3.50.
*This is actually not hyperbole. Abby has been wanting an ugly Christmas sweater for months.
P.S. Puke-y Santa close-up. We can't figure out why there's a cat in the lower right corner holding what we can only assume is an American flag. Betsy Ross is so pissed right now, you guys, I just know it.
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