Wednesday, April 16, 2014

The Abby Texts: New club

Abby: Why you no text me?

Me: Because writing. Sorry.

Abby: I cry because you don't love me and because the girl sitting next to me has on so much perfume my eyes are watering.

Me: Over-use of perfume is a trend that needs to stop. We should start a club to raise awareness.

Abby: Yes and pass out buttons in the hallways. But not to the sophomores. They need a little extra perfume.

P.S. In case you missed it, Abby really is not a fan of the sophomores.

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