Abby: Why you no text me?
Me: Because writing. Sorry.
Abby: I cry because you don't love me and because the girl sitting next to me has on so much perfume my eyes are watering.
Me: Over-use of perfume is a trend that needs to stop. We should start a club to raise awareness.
Abby: Yes and pass out buttons in the hallways. But not to the sophomores. They need a little extra perfume.
P.S. In case you missed it, Abby really is not a fan of the sophomores.